My Nephews Friend

It has been a difficult week. My Nephew (Ashton, who hates Kale) brought his friend to my house. Ashtons friend is Bladen. He is a vegan, who is polluting my nephew with laughable thoughts. I know this, because Ashton does not like my food. Winston (my brother-in-law) jokes that I eat too many potatoes. We have eaten baked potatoes every time my brother-in-law comes from England, and recently Ashton does not like them anymore because I think his "friend" is persuasively vilifying bacon bits.

Because Ashton is my nephew, I am trying to install in him that meat is very good for you WHICH IT IS. Cows were put on earth for us to eat. Regardless of whether you feel good about it, they are here for eating, using the hide, etc.

People put animal gut strings on Violins.

Greenies complain about cars polluting The Earth, yet they say that cows emit more than cars. They should rejoice when I BBQ beef and potatoes.