About Bob
My childhood was excellent. For fun I would throw rocks at geese, put laxatives in the bird feeder that the squirrels would ransack, and I and my Father would go fishing. The same thing all the people in the surrounding area did, I think.
Dawson Creek was a fine place to grow up. I didn't know any local people. I was, and still am, aloof. I don't like large crowds of people, and small groups make me nervous. My fears for public places are as following;
• Sneezing in an elevator
• hitting somebody with my car
• accidentially smoking marijuana
• getting arrested.
As you can imagine, I am a good, law abiding citizen here in Elk, Washington! All my family is now in the UK; my parents live outside Cardiff, my cousins in Essex. I find it humorous to send them greeting cards, "Season's Greetings From Hell!" (Michigan). I buy them from a custom print shop.
For over 25 years, I have been studying potatoes, and have had success in most of my research, although I did not find any hair growth stimulation hormones in carrots.
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I grew up in Dawson Creek, British Columbia, near McQueen's Slough. The house isn't there anymore, but I will always have fond memories.
After I left BC, I moved to Hell, Michigan. After seeing the name, I was over taken with a lustful desire to live here.
I attended Michigan State University. I studied from 1983-84, for agriculture. During my years at college, I was donating time, cooking for a church, which is
where I aqcuired my favorite skill to brag about, potato mashing.
I now live in Elk, Washington.
