You Are NOT What You Eat

I have had it. I am sick, tired, annoyed, and befuddled by all of the people who tell me "you are what you eat", and I am here to tell you NO.

If I was what I eat, I would be terrifying, and you would fear me, as this photo-shopped photo will explain.

The body of a chicken, the tail feathers of a turkey, the head of a pig, with the feet of a cow.

This is purely pointed to those of you like my vegan aunt, who told my seven year old self, that I would turn into a pig man if I ate bacon. Those were the scariest 8 months of my life, that ended when my father explained to me why my aunt was not correct.