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Sweet Potato Smoothie
This recipe makes a delicious alchoholic beverage, and is perfect for autumn!
STEP 1: Take one large, or two small, sweet potatoes, and boil it.
STEP 2: Mix 1/2 tsp. cinnamon, 1/2 tsp. nutmeg, and 1/2 teaspoon white pepper.
STEP 3: Retrieve blender.
STEP 4: Put boiled potato, spice mix, and a 1/2 cup of milk in blender, and pulse for 30 seconds, or until smooth.
STEP 4: Add your favorite liquer, (Not spirit, spirits are brewed without sugar.) and add 1/2 a cup to the potato-spice mixture.
STEP 5: Add ice, and blend until you have a pleasing smoothie texture! And as with all potato drinks, in the words of Col. Hogan, from hit TV series 'Hogans Heroes' "Drink it down fast, before it hardens!"
Yule Potato
This is for the Christmas season! Take a large Russet Potato, sweet Potato, or Yam, and cut a hole large enough for a candle (candle sizes vary, we recommend using tea lights, and we strongly advise that you not use tapers.) Slice the bottom of the potato off. This will make it so that it has a flat surface to sit steadily. Use small decorations to make your Yule Potato festive, light the candle (or hit the on/off switch), and enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PLACE FLAMMABLE OBJECTS WHERE THEY CAN IGNITE. NEVER LEAVE A CANDLE BURNING OVER NIGHT, OR WHILE YOU ARE NOT THERE TO MONITER THE CANDLE. NEVER USE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCES SUCH AS HAIRSPRAY, SPRAY PAINT, SILLY STRING, OR ADHESIVES NEAR FLAME. DO NOT PLACE CANDLES WHERE THEY MIGHT IGNITE DECORATIONS SUCH AS GARLAND, TABLE CLOTHS, DRAPES BLINDS ETC. Potatoes4Life! IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR DAMAGE TO PROPERTY (IE., PERSONAL ITEMS, PERSONAL BELONGINGS, ETC.), OR PERSONAL INJURY CAUSED BY THE Yule Potato AND OR ITEMS ADDED TO THE Yule Potato (Ie., CANDLE, DECORATIONS, CHEMICALS, AND/OR IRRESPONSIBLE PLACEMENT NEAR FLAMMABLE OBJECTS, SUBSTANCES, OR FRAGILE/HEAT SENSITIVE ITEMS. BE RESPONSIBLE, BE SAFE.
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Face Cleanse
This requires a potato (Red Skin, or Purple variety), three tablespoons of salt, and some olive oil.
Clean, and cut the potato in half, and coat the cut end in olive oil.
Put the three tablespoons of salt, and place it in a small saucer.
Rub the cut end of the potato that you covered in oil, in the salt, and set it aside.
Rinse your face, and then lightly scrub your face with the potato.
Repeat once or twice per day for best results.
